Hey everybody,

You don’t like yourself anymore? Bored of the same old you? You feel like you need a change? Then it’s time to DesignTheNewYou! Be whatever you want to be! Express yourself and be free! Puppetize yourself!

Having a puppet you has advantages:

1. You won’t die, even if your dog rips your lumbs off because they can be reattached later :P
2. A nice, cute girl can have you as her companion on the bed (is it hot in here or is it just me? xD)
3. It’s cool and people will want to be like you!
4. You won’t need to eat, sleep, nor all those basic human needs that prevent you from being a free spirit!
5. You don’t need clothing. You can walk around naked and nobody will complain about it (and you won’t go to jail, either!)
6. You feel dirty? One trip to the laundry service will clean everything up. No I’m-feeling-dirty feelings anymore!
7. People will talk to you and will tell their secrets: you’re a puppet, so you’re not supposed to talk

Here’s the puppet me

My puppet self!